warning: this may be too much information.
every night when i come home i immediately release noxious fumes out of the lower rear of my body. aka i fart everywhere and a lot.
every night i say the following to rogray: "god, i am so gassy tonight. i wonder why that is."
why do i say that?
because every night i am shocked, shocked, to find myself the generator of repeated and intense farts. shocked like a goldfish that repeatedly discovers that not only is there a small chest of booty in its aquarium but that the booty is fake and therefore not worth enough money to get herself out of the hell-hole that is her new home and back into the hell-hole that was her old home at petco.
rogray thinks that my farting ritual has something to do with this.
but if you ask me -- it's a head scratcher.